promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.

What pisses me off is when people imply that they want to be fuck buddies by asking if I want to ‘hang out’ with them (this is only certain people) yet if I bring that up they get offended!?
So I’m punished for assuming and wanting to avoid a situation I don’t want to be involved in yet they’re getting offended because they expect sex!?
Like no. Fuck off.

And another thing that annoys me is its considered ‘rude’ to not want to see people because you’d planned a relaxed day all by yourself playing sims 3 and reading comic books. If you tell someone that’s why you can’t go out they get so touchy because you’d rather spend time with superheroes than with them.
But come on, is that idea really so unbelievably crazy!?
I just like being alone sometimes, jheeze.

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something

helga: shoot

salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols

rowena: what

salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary

rowena: its an eagle

salazar: okay whatever

godric: i dont think uh

salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger

godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols

salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh

helga:

rowena:

godric:

salazar:

helga: what did you do

salazar: NOTHING

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"